For those of you who've known me for years...even back in the days of college and high school, know that I'm pretty much anal retentive when it comes to tests and what not. I pulled just under a 4.0 average in high school and college was not much different. A's were common. B's were rare. And anything else was pretty much unheard of (with the exception of 9th grade algebra and the tough Mr. Salewski). I liked to get 100%'s. They made me smile. High numbers were good. Very good, actually.
Except when it came to sports rankings where you naturally want to be as low as possible. And of course, my Jayhawks are #2, just where I like 'em (it's fun being #1 and all, but we usually manage to jinx ourselves in that position, so #2 it is!).
Well...I learned when I got back from the cruise on Friday that I managed to pull yet another high test score. Except this time, it's not so good to be scoring high.
Apparently my cholesterol is out of control.
And I'm not talking about my good cholesterol either.
My total cholesterol was 243. The "good" kind came in at 53, which is right around where my doctor wanted it. The "bad" kind, however...was...177.
Uhmm. That's no bueno.
He's giving me 6 months to get it under 100. Or else I'm pretty much sentenced to a lifetime of lipator, or whatever the cholesterol drug-du-jour is.
Now. I don't eat a TON of crap to warrant this type of number. I don't live off of fried and uber fatty foods. Nor do I eat excessive amounts of red meat or eggs. And the doc said it wasn't really a matter of exercise...cause well...he knows what I'm training for and all the other races that come in between.
Running + Clogged Arties = Recipe for Disaster
Therefore, I've been given strict instructions to watch my diet. Yesterday when we went to the grocery I thoroughly examined pretty much every label on every item that went into our cart. And about 98% of it had 2% cholesterol or less. And the thing is...we picked up the stuff we always buy. Nothing new or out of the ordinary. I'm already eating the things I need to be.
So...there's a strong chance that my super stellar failingly high cholesterol number is hereditary (Thanks, dad! Love you!). As it turns out, both my dad and my brother have high bad cholesterol, too...and my dad is even on medication for it.
Good times. At least I know I'm not alone in my cholesterol rockstarness.
Is anyone out there on any of these meds? Can I anticipate any type of weird side effect with training? Does Gu contain astronomically high amounts of cholesterol?
Stay tuned for a slideshow on our fabulous trip to the Bahamas. Also known as, how to not train for a week.
Labels: Cholesterol Drama