Phog's Human Food...er...I mean Phog's "I shouldn't chew on this" Chew Toy List
I'm sure he finds humor in all this and knows it will make our day when we unveil his latest indulgence. But as long as there are no required emergency trips to the vet and he stays healthy...and nothing that we treasure is damaged....then hey...have a lil' fun. You only live once. The same goes for our four-legged friends. (I say that rather light-heartedly...you guys know how I freak out if he so much as eats a piece of human food he shouldn't.)
Needless to say, after dinner with mouse, we were absolutely dying of laughter when we walked into the house to find this scene....
and how the hell did you get this out of the wrapper??
what on earth did you do while we were gone, Phog?!
...well...at least they're practicing safe sex. There's a lesson to be learned here, campers. 
Phog's "I shouldn't chew on this" Chew Toy Tally:
1. Six Durex Flavored Condoms (two orange condoms fandangoed out of their wrappers); 1 female condom (still in tact); 1 mini tube of spermicide lubricant (still in tact); some informational material (gentle teeth marks applied); and 1 baggie containing everything...thank god none of this was ingested.
I should interject and let you know that I organized an informational lunch at my work for Pediatric AIDS Chicago...a fantastic local organization dedicated to fighting HIV and AIDS in children, specially those still in utero. It was a great lunch and at the end, members of the board handed out "kits" to everyone (read as...packs of condoms...female condoms...spermicide...the works). When I got home, I emptied my purse out and suggested we give it to a friend as a joke. Apparently, we accidentally left the goods in a paw's reach...and it quickly became...dessert. In Phog's defense, the condoms were flavored.
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posted by Iron Jayhawk at 10:36 PM
10 Camper Comments:
OMG! That is too funny. Phog and Monte would get along just fine, Monte loves all that is inedible!
man, i was like what the heck is she doing with all those "things" laying around...........and then i got to the end. good times! later.
dude whatever. you don't have to "explain" your adult goodies. more power to ya sister :)
I'm so glad Scooter only tried to steal socks!
Oh My! :) Hope he's feeling okay - not tummy aches or indigestion.
that's hilarious. and it could also give some validity for a teenage girl's response when her mom says:
"i can't believe you're pregnant at 16!! why didn't you use protection?"
"the dog ate my condoms."
"fair enough."
He He. That sure is funny. Bad Dog!
Way to go, Phog! Like you said, as long as safe sex is being practiced, I would turn the other cheek. (No pun intended).
I definitely laughed out loud at this post, especially at the picture of Mouse, Phog, and a bright orange condom. That could be taken out of context in SOO many ways...
Hmmm...I don't know if my comment registered. Damn word verfication!
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